what is the world coming to...?

Listening to the radio on the way home...

Suddenly I'm confronted by the lisping voice of an 
extremely camp 17 year old boy:

"How much does it suck that at Uni they have their own pubs,
and they don't even HAVE to go to lectures.
At school, you HAVE to go to class,
and all you have is the stupid canteen, and it makes you FAT!
I can't wait to go to uni this year,
cause I know I'm going to be one of the cool people
because I've got my *insert plug for stationery products here*
AND... I'm going to pick up SO many hot guys"

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS AD?
What exactly is the demographic here?
I mean, you have lost all the straight men, the women over 30,
the gay men over 25, and most of the teenagers.
Who exactly is this ad targeted at?
Camp seventeen year old poofs still at high school?

As a gay man (did I really just say that?), I am disgusted.
Stupidity like this does absolutely nothing to further any cause.

I am constantly astounded by the sheer faggotry (for want of a better word)
around me.

The "gay community" only comes together:
A) at dance parties.
B) when somebody or something within the "community" is being denigrated
or discriminated against.

I've got an idea....

Why don't you all shut the fuck up, get out of the retail industry,
take OFF your industrie tank tops, lip gloss and girl's hipster jeans
and discover the REAL WORLD.

When you're 18, being off your nut @ 3am in the toilets at Arq is fun.
When you're 25, it's sad.
When you're 30... it's pathetic.

Just a thought...
the G.L.B.T.I community?
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex.
How many letters does it need before it becomes obsolete?

I mean... how about G.L.B.T.T.I.A.U.S.C.TDFTD.
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender, Transvestite, Intersex,
Asexual, Undecided, Straight, Curious, Too-Drug-Fucked-To-Decide?

At what point does it stop? When will we figure out that
we're all human beings?
Why segregate ourselves?
There's nothing wrong with Mardi Gras
(well, the concept... not the organisation),
nothing wrong with drag shows, nothing wrong with a little
camp glamour here and there...

BUT, WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE ENTIRELY SEPARATE?

There you go. The rant is over. As you were.