many things

quotable quotes #6302

"I believe Jo Hall has been artificially constructed from pre-loved handbags"

"I hate headbands. And puns. And excessive product choice."

"I was so disoriented that I actually told him I was disorientated"

"Please tell me you have not been up all night vandalising Wikipedia...?"
"No. Some nasty little eleven year old bitch was following me around the site and undoing all the changes I made. As if she has concrete proof that Beyoncé doesn't wear wigs. As if she can even spell wig. I hate eleven year old girls."

"Nuttelex is not the solution to anything, and you know it.

"I think Sister Act is a taco movie."
"What!?!"
"As in a movie you can watch while eating tacos."
"Dude... it has nuns in it. Do not use the word taco in reference to it."

"Can you hear the lambs?"
"No. I'm busy with the lotion. I don't want the hose, you see."

"He seems like..."
"A gimp?"
"Uh... I was going to say the perfect boyfriend, but that works too."

the blog posts that didn't make the cut this week

"Why I should have won an Emmy, and the brilliance of all that I say and do" by Eva Longoria

"The Misogynist Tendencies of Germaine Greer"

"How To Become A Wax Figure: Five Easy Steps" by Christina Aguilera

"Hips Don't Lie, But Record Execs Do: The Plastication Of Shakira and Nelly Furtado"

anagrams are fun. especially when you use your name.

Byron Joshua Bache....

Urbane job? Coy? Hash.

Hooch nearby? Jab us!

Soybean car. Job. Huh?

Shh... you jab! Cone bra!

Bah! Anus Job? Hoe cry.

A) Oh Scabby John... Rue!