give me your hat!

"Do you realise there is a placenta just out of shot? That baby is trying to detach himself from a placenta."

"Oh. I didn't realise the traumatic effect a giant placenta might have on your poor tired brain. I apologise. The baby does look very happy, so perhaps it's a rather jolly placenta."

"I'm going to sit under my desk and breathe. I shall be enjoying the absence of the placenta. The glass is definitely half empty in this case."